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August 17th, 2008Categories: Georgia Mountain Slang

• A day without sunshine is like night.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
• 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
• Remember, half the people you know are below average.
• He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
• Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
• The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
• Support bacteria. Thats the ony culture some folks have.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• Change is inevitable, except in vending machines.
• If you think no one cares, just miss a couple of payments
• How many of you believe in pyscho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
• Ok, so what’s the speed of dark?
• When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
• Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
• How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
• Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!
• What happens if you get scared half to death…twiced?

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Written by Chad Lariscy//

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